gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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