The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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