i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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