i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I need water and some morals
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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