I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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