This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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