Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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