I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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