Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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