none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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