woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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