how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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