Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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