you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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