Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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