Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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