that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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