At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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