you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
