I'm sorry my penis didn't work
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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