There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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