so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Terrible idea I love it
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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