When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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