I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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