so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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