i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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