so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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