WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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