Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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