Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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