So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
why do cheetos always look like penises
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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