why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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