you guys were way drunker than both of me
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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