People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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