So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
this just has baby written all over it
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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