what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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