She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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