Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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