You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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