New invention idea: vibrating tampons
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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