can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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