OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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