Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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