a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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