So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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