Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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