how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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