U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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