literally had 100 drinks last night.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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