her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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