on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
