if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize