Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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