Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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